The alleged creature known as bigfoot is a hoax according to anthropologist Cecil Grossman. There are no huge hairy ape like creatures in the forests or in the remote parts of the USA and Canada and there is absolutely no evidence to prove they exist. The hoax of bigfoot is apparently being carried out by Bill Boggin who travels around the remote areas of America and Canada because he has the worlds smelliest feet.
We caught up with Bill in the small town of Willets in northern California between the San Francisco Bay area and Eureka.Bill explained that he has always had smelly feet and when he went to school as a young boy he used to clear the class room because he smelled stinkier than ten skunks on a hot summers day with the wind blowing in your face. Thats why I wear these special bigfoot fake feet that the hobbits wear in the Lord of The Rings he said because its helps keep the smell in. I travel round remote areas of the country and because I wear these bigfeet all the time thats why people are seeing large footprints that they claim are some huge ape like creature they call big foot. Well I can tell you that I am bigfoot its my footprints you see in remote areas. Our reporters some wearing gas masks conducted the quickest interview in the history of time and quickly left we can still smell that bugger yet.