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Sunday, 19 July 2009

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Jesus Christ, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson all had one thing in common they were all called Kings and in every case their fame and notoriety lead to their early deaths.

Jesus was crucified by the Romans and Elvis Presley and Michael Jacksons fame led to drug abuse the main factor in their early deaths.

Jesus made a blind man see some of the things Elvis did you did not want to hear and when Jackson spoke with his squeaky voice you did not want him to speak.

The main thing to remember however is that being a KING can seriously shorten your life.

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