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Friday, 17 July 2009

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Mathematician David Stewart claims that the big bang theory is a damp squib. The theory of the big bang is that a massive explosion billions of years ago created everything in the universe.

David says this is nonsense its like this 2 multiplied by 2 = 4 . 5 multiplied by 5 = 25 and so on.

But zero multiplied by zero = zero.

The universe could, under no circumstance start from absolutely nothing.

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