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Monday, 13 July 2009

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What do beekeepers get?
HIVES.

What do airline pilots get?
FLU.

What do computer geeks get?
SLIPPED DISCS.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
MISSLE TOE.

What do plumbers get?
WATER ON THE KNEE.

What do workers at McDonald's get?
FALLEN ARCHES.

What do carpenters get?
SHINGLES.

What do spies get?
SEE-SICKNESS.

What do basketball players get?
HOOPING COUGH.

What do watchmakers get?
ALL WOUND UP!

What do chambermaids get?
HOUSEMAID'S KNEE

What do midget opticians get?
SHORT SIGHTED

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