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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Grand Rapids, MI - Peter Jackson filled out a sheet with five reasons why he wanted to make this movie. They are as follows:

1.) Cows are by far the most interesting animals. Their intelligence ranks up with animals such as apes and elephants! And as many know, elephants are known for their humor.

2.) Cows are lovable. Have you ever seen a cow that you don't want to give a big bear hug too? Wait... make that a cow hug! LOL

3.) As a child I had a friend who let me borrow a book about cows that interested me immensely.

4.) The drama in this story is awesome! It's got the perfect amount of gore, romance (you'll have to wait to see the movie!), and adventure. The tale will take some unseen twists that will most definitely not be expected and will make you stay on the edge of your seat!

5.) I wanted to do something in memory of Michael Jackson. I had a friend who had a friend who said he knew someone that was related to Michael Jackson that said besides apes, cows were Michael Jackson's favorite animals.

I don't know about you people, but I am pretty excited about watching Peter Jackson's next movie!

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