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Sunday, 7 June 2009

Minister of Looking Like A Lizard - Gordon Brown

Minister of Speaking Like A Poofter - Gordon Brown

Minister of Shiting Himself Every Time Mandy Walks Into The Room - Gordon Brown

Minister of Looking Like A Skunk And Getting Caught Stealing - Alastair Darling

Minister of Red Swine 'Flu - Hazel Bleary-Memory

Minister of Doing Everything The USA Tells You To Do - Gordon Brown

Minister of Staying Silent About British Soldiers Dying For American Oil - Gordon Brown

Minister of Being the Worst Prime Minister in History - Gordon Brown

Ministress of Having a Rather Nice Ass For A Fifty-Something-Year-Old Girl - Jacqui Smith

Ministers for Turning the Labour Party Into a Joke - Gordon Brown and Tony Blair

Minister of Insipidness - David Cameron

Minister of Dancing on Socialism's Grave - Gordon Brown

Minister of Ministers (unsalaried position, honest) - Lord Dame Sir Lady Barry O'Keefe-Dramaqueen

Minister of Skiving Off Work to Write This Crap - Anon

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