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Sunday, 7 June 2009

> Dear Pointer,
>
> Please allow me to apologize for my conduct when we last met. I consider you to be one of my very closest friends and am embarrassed about my off the wall behavior. Perhaps the combination of Irish, Croatian and English genes and some very good wine got the best of me. Or maybe I was just being stupid.
>
> In any event, I ask you all to forgive me. I love you too much to ever jeopardize our friendship.
>
> Yours truly,
> Chuck


Drear Chhook, Iff Eye cood 'member the lasht X wee met, maybee I'se wood no what cunduct you r tawkin bout. I vaguely recall eight peeple somewhere and Im pretty soore there wuz drunkin...but thart cood be anywherz I been in da last ten years give or take a decade or too. Hic! Excuse my Latin...I been given sum tought to the Irish, English, and croatian...they were really HOT, right?!

One of the gud tings about bean a drunk asshole like me is that you apologize so much you get really good at forgiving... so what ever you dione that I can't remeber is all forgotten...unlesh of curse youm want to makr up to me by buyin me a bevrage...in dat case...fork you and the hoarse you rode in on till you pony up! Peash und Luv, Tom

PS Ay... bringd da Croatian agin, I thing she liked me!!

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