Written by Ben Macnair

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Tags: Poetry

Sunday, 24 May 2009

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Dear Candidate,

I hope you don't mind,
but I have recycled the flyer
that you put through my door.

I did read it,
but it only contained
all of the promises
you made before.

D'ya get me?
D'ya get me?
Cos I'm is talkin' to you.
D'ya get me?
D'ya get me, brethren?

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