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Saturday, 23 May 2009

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'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love claimed for me -

Twelve race horses running, eleven gourmet dinners, ten evenings in casinos,

Nine antique dolls' houses, eight chauffeured limos, seven crates of champers,

Six boxes of Havanas, five, go-o-old, seats at Olympic committees.

Four call-girl babes, three French holidays, two white mink coats,

And a night out avoiding Hazel Blears.'

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