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Monday, 18 May 2009

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Right now I'm watching an ant crawl across the carpet. This must seem like a mighty trip for him but I can get across in three seconds as I tried it awhile ago. Ants are stupid.

I wish Sam was here.

Tonight I made some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner but I must have put it on the wrong sides of the bread because it got all over my hands and the cat that I picked up to rub.

Boy, that cat is sure giving me a hard look. No, it's looking at itself in the door window. Wonder why it's giving itself a hard look?

Look at the ant cat. See, he's now switched directions and headed for my dropped jelly.

I think I'll wash my hands and eat a ding dong or twinkie. I always do that before I eat a ding dong or twinkie. Or is it after I eat a ding dong or twinkie? Actually, who gives a big ding dong? Actually, I AM a twinkie!

I wish Samantha was here.

Ugly Betty isn't so ugly. More Betty than ugly, I'd say. But I liked the show tonight.

Goodnight my Facebook friends.

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