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Friday, 15 May 2009

image for Carrie Prejean receives writing assignment for infractions No "graven image" of Miss California currently available, and even if there was... well, you know.

VISTA, CA - As a punishment for her iniquities, reigning Miss California has been assigned to submit the following in writing:

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord.
- Psalm 31:6

In WRITING, I said. NO COPY AND PASTE!! Sorry!

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