Billy "William" Ray Keats was voted "most changed" by his former classmates last night at their 30th reunion at the Booger Green Mall. Keats, carried in by his Uncle Rastus was an obvious choice, being now only a pile of ashes. Never-the-less several of his old buddies took turns having their pictures taken with his urn.
"I think William would have liked all this publicity" stated his Uncle Rastus. "He'd also loved that shot of the former 1978 Miss Booger County sitting shifting his ashes."
Although the late William won with 25 votes, he narrowly defeated his closest competitor, Susan Ellen Daugherty who had gained nearly 200 pounds since the last 1978 High School Reunion in 1998, who received 23 votes. In third place with 11 votes was Ms Brandy Phelps who in 1998 was known as Mr. Randy Phelps.
After the party, everyone went over to the Outhouse Outback Restaurant and got smashed, including poor old William's urn.