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Thursday, 7 May 2009

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Billy DeWayne "Eggy" Hatcher, volunteer at the Boogertown Catholic Mission, wanted to remind everyone planning to attend the new Wait Watchers Class meeting there on Wednesday nights, to please use the double-wide overhead door that used to be the car wash entrance.

"We got a lady trapped in our door the other night while handing out free cheese from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and if a fire had broken out, we'd all be barbecue by now", stated Brother John Paul Jr. "We had to get the Boogertown fire department down here anyway to use the jaws of life to free her..and us..and then we had to redo the door."

After watching all the different vans and buses driving all around the county from several different churches picking up
people to take to church, the Boogertown Catholic Church has decided to do the same.

The church wishes to announce that beginning very early this Sunday morning, Boogertown and the surrounding suburbs of Boogerville, Boogerloo and Booger will be seeing a van from our church. Look for the one that says, "MASS TRANSIT".

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