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Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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Toy manufacturers Mathell today brought out its new Barack Obama doll.

'Have hours of fun with the Obama! Pull a string and hear it say 'Yes we can!' to any questions you ask it. Press a button and watch its skin change from black to white in a second, and then back again! Laugh as you make believe the plastic dummy is alive, and is a President that says and does things that matter!'

Accessories include a selection of passports - Kenyan, American, Hawaiian, Bulgarian, Mongolian, just fill in the nationality with the handy invisible ink pen that comes with the pack, and a selection of plastic teeth for the doll - large, extra large, double extra large, and Jimmy Carter economy size. The Obama's legs and left arm can't be moved, but its right arm automatically waves and its teeth sparkle every time someone walks into the room.

'You won't be disappointed! Your economy in a mess, and your country being bankrupted by arming Israel and European banking frauds? Relax, as the doll waves and grins and says' Yes we can!' Your healthcare stuck in the 1800s while trillions are spent on weapons to defend foreign countries that you've never heard of? Cheer up, as you imagine the doll is in London with a British passport and a white skin.'

'Don't want to face up to your government allowing an entire city being flooded and giving it no aid, or allowing the world's worst gun laws, so that children can arm themselves with machine guns, or encouraging people's skin color to be important in the 21st. century? Pull that string, and listen to the doll saying 'Yes we can!''

Not suitable for over 12-year olds. Batteries not included. Politics not included. Economic, financial, military and healthcare strategies not included. The Obama doll - you know it makes no sense.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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