Did you hear that Google is now offering free email accounts that are 500 times bigger than Yahoo's or MSN's accounts? Yep, but there is a catch:
Google plans on reading your mail and then delivering ads based upon the content of the email. So if your wife sends you a note saying, "If you don't figure out a way to get your dick hard then I'm going to be forced to bone Carlos the pool boy."
Then Google will include three ads in her message: one for Viagra, one for Purina dog bones, and the last for a local pool service.