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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

I sat down with Zac Efron before the premier of "17 Again," and asked him his top ten reasons he doesn't want to marry girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens because in a former interview he claimed that he doesn't want to get married until 40 or maybe never.

Zac: Well I never said I never wanted to marry Vanessa its just you never know where the future is going to take you.

VB: So what are your top ten reasons why you don't want to marry her as of today?

Zac: Um

VB: She won't hear of this we promise. (I wink before he speaks)


1. She snores extremely loud
2. Her feet smells really bad
3. She washes her hair once a month
4. Her little sister is hitting on me and its creepy
5. Her parents look like someone has ate them and spit them out and honestly if that's how she'll look in the future I don't want to deal with it.
6. Did I mention she snores? That counts for two.
7. She goggles herself everyday
8. She forces me to rub her feet
9. I have to call her baby whenever we speak, even when we're trying to keep our relationship private
10. Her mom is actually trying to blame her first abortion on me, yeah I gave her the money for it but I mean, the kid wasn't mine.

After a while I stared at Zac before getting up and leaving him in the interview room before his limo arrived outside to take him to the premier.

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