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Friday, 10 April 2009

Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies

1. Western women recognize your drinking problem as their key to getting laid.

2. Western women make blindness seem less of a handicap.

3. Western women can shove the car home when it breaks down.

4. Western women can slap you into submission without using their hands (Thanks to the S n' M crowd for that one).

5. You can shelter under Western women during rain storms.

6. Western women can be used as air mattresses.

7. Western women make great shields when violence breaks out at footie games.

8. Western women's cooking makes dieting easy.

9. Western women make automobile airbags redundant.

10. Western women want equality, not respect.

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