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Tuesday, 7 April 2009

image for Shoegate: Things to do before you throw shoe at someone high and mighty Shoe throwing practise: Learn from the Pro Team

Ever since the famous shoe was thrown at Mr. President, there has been growing interest in public to learn more about these incidents. Also at the same time they are eager to learn on things like what to do and what not to do.

Just yesterday, a journalist threw his shoe at a minister in India and he missed by a yard distance considering he was sitting in the front row. We can debate about issue in an another article but here's quick guide on how to do it.

1. Choose your target: This is the most important factor since this will give you visibility in the media. Also this can cause you considerable damage (like death or prison) depending upon the country of residence (Iraq = 3 year prison, UK = status unknown may be sent to China or Germany and India = Walk free if you say sorry after hitting your target).

2. Practice well and hard: In any case if you are taking the risk of throwing the shoe, why not hit the target then miss it. Hmmmm Never give your opponent any chance of ducking or evading it. Hit at the bulls eyes. You can see the example of all the three incident

3. Type of Shoe: Remember that no matter what happen to you, make sure that someone is there to collect the shoe after its been throw. Once you are caught, you don't have a chance to make a living for your family. So ask someone to collect the shoe so that it can be sold on ebay or in some auction house for maximum.

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