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Friday, 3 April 2009

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BBC Newsnight presenter Jerome Pacman has revealed, on-air, that the G20 summit has been a complete waste of taxpayers money.

A document found on a photocopier at the Excel venue has been confirmed by Downing Street to be the sum total of the weeks events. The document is a questionnaire filled out by all 20 heads of state and comprises of only one question with 3 multiple choice answer as follows:-


A) White people with blonde hair and blue eyes.

b) Black people with fuzzy hair and big lips

c) Chinkies with slanty eyes.

18 of the world leaders pinned it on the chinks, whilst the chinkies blamed the Blackies.

Gordon Brown was given a seperate paper with the options:-

a) Darling
b) Blair
c) Fred the Shred

So far we have not yet tracked down the PM's paper, but inside sources claim he answered "Thank fuck my name wasn't on the list"!

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