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Friday, 3 April 2009

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22. Krugers

21. Mom & Pups

20. Ned Beatty's Piggly Wiggly

19. Name It, Claim It (Free Gas With Every Product)

18. Fruitcake World

17. BRAINS!!...BRAINS!!

16. Ron's Meat Beaters (You Can't Beat Ron's Meat)

15. Hannibal's Imitation Sushi Bargains

14. Larry's Lost Labels Discount

13. Everything Tastes Like Chicken!

12. Food Lien

11. Uncle Hairy's Grocery With Indoor/Outdoor Soppin' Bar

10. Near-Future Bingo Parlor

9. Bent Ben's Bent Cans

8. Turd Blossoms

7. Salmonella Sam's Club

6. No Shirt, Shoes, Socks, Shorts Required

5. Palin's Shoot Your Own Live Meat

4. Hoofs, Beaks & Talons

3. Salvage R Us

2. The Belly Builder

1. WillyMart

All on the auction block, make your best offer!

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