You think an SUV might be too small to be safe.
It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear a little crunch.
It scares other drivers when you drive the speed limit.
The only thing you pass on the road is the Amish.
You use cruise control because your leg, if you have one, fell asleep.
You use cruise control at 25 mph.
You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying glass for the windshield.
Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
When the police pull you over, they're surprised to find out you're sober.