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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Statistics released today including the regular quota by CNN include the following:

68% of Americans believe Satan is real.

66% of Americans think the world was created by God.

64% of Americans think that aliens have contacted humans.

63% of Americans think the movie and television industries are not run by Jews.

20% of American graduating seniors are functionally illiterate.

20% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the Earth.

42 million Americans cannot read at all

16 million Americans believe Elvis is alive

and an amazing 70% of Americans believe other national leaders respect President Obama.

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