Statistics released today including the regular quota by CNN include the following:
68% of Americans believe Satan is real.
66% of Americans think the world was created by God.
64% of Americans think that aliens have contacted humans.
63% of Americans think the movie and television industries are not run by Jews.
20% of American graduating seniors are functionally illiterate.
20% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the Earth.
42 million Americans cannot read at all
16 million Americans believe Elvis is alive
and an amazing 70% of Americans believe other national leaders respect President Obama.