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Monday, 30 March 2009

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Inspired by a Spoof writer's jibe about Barack Obama entering London on an ass, songwriters Andrew Lloyd-Webfoot and Tim Nice rewrote their famous 'Jesus Christ Superstar' song, and released it as a single. And here are the lyrics:

'VOICE OF JUDAS ISCARIOT

Every time we look at you we don't understand
Why you let the war you opposed get back out of hand
You'd have managed better if your name was more bland
Why'd you choose a rainy time in a backward land?
England in 21C has no decent food
Don't get me wrong, I just want to know

CHOIR

Barack Obama, Barack Obama
Who are you? Why have you sold out so fast?

Barack Obama, Barack Obama
Does anyone know exactly who you are?

VOICE OF JUDAS

Tell me what you think of your friends at the top
Who'd you think besides yourself's the pick of the crop?
Hillary, is she even on this planet? Does she make you puke?
Could Biden be any more dull, or is he all PR?
Did you mean to lie like that? Was it a mistake, or
Did you know your messy change would be a record breaker in hypocrisy?
Don't get me wrong, I only want to know

CHOIR

Barack Obama, Barack Obama
Who are you? Why have you sold out so fast?

Barack Obama, Barack Obama
Does anyone know exactly who you are?

[Repeat until audience falls asleep at the Messiah's long-winded, insincere, speeches, ones that will be the opposite to what he will do]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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