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Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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- Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you've had in the past.

- Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

- You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

- A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

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