We at the British Nasty Party take the further development of the British race seriously. It is no joking matter. Here are our proposals.
1. The compulsory repatriation of anyone not called Smith.
2. Compulsory morris dancing for all males over 18.
3. Introduction of lederhosen to school uniforms.
4. Extreme violence if we are unable to convince by argument alone.
5. Extreme violence.
6. The annexation of Benidorm.
7. Compulsory hitting old people with a stick on a Wednesday.
We will seek the compulsory serving of jam roley poley at all party meetings.
Remember we are the only truly British answer to the current crisis.
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