Who says American ingenuity is dead? A Utah Youth Equipment Big Love Idea Man was strolling in the Park City park one day when he spied a local dog walking service with the handy leash that accommodates multiple fidos, rovers and josiah smiths.
Thinking that this is best new idea since polygamy and sliced bread, the inventor raced home to develop... you guessed it:
The Big Love Mormon Multichild Walking Leash
The protection device for your brood, my flock and our troop is the must-have item for Mormons on the go.
When the prophet has blessed you with a solar system of puking brats before the after life has even begun, rein those lil suckers in with the Big Love Mormon Multichild walking Leash.
This multi purpose restraint would have come in mighty handy on the cross country trek our forefathers and mothers endured. Now you can tie that rambuctious runaway to the corral or rise herd over the herd at the zoo, on mission or while waking normal peoople up on weekend mornings to make yourself feel righteous.
$25.99, or two for $45.