How do you find more time ladies?
Since we will all be setting out clocks ahead an hour this Saturday I was trying to think of was to find more time because we will be losing a whole hour. I can't afford to lose a minute of the day let alone an hour so here are my suggestions.
1. No showers..that saves at least 20 minutes in a day.
2. Sex.. well have it but make it fast..most men will love you for that one.
3.Telephone-texting time: set the answering machine with a message that says: I am thinking of you all , love you and telemarketers can kiss my ass. Family and friends I will call you in the fall when we pickup that extra hour.
4. Dishes: use paper plates and then trash them
5. Exercising: you will get that having sex if you get on top and pump iron at the same time.
There you go ladies and we will have time to spare.