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Friday, 27 February 2009

image for A DESPERATE plea to all of you out there Please give me cash coz I can't be bothered to work

My dear dear friends,

I pray that God finds you and keeps you in good health. I communicate this email to you to say that I am not sharing the same luck.

Last week a sum of money due to be transferred into my account was seized by the banking authorities who said they needed it for the financial crisis they were in.

This money was supposed to feed my family which I have managed to get very quickly in the short time that I have been here in sunny Marbella. Trying to feed my 5 young children, my ill parents and close to death parents in law, while having to find medication to help my wife who is suffering from clinical depression, which began shortly after we married......none of this you understand is easy.

The sum I had hoped to secure for my family's future and health was in the region of some £200 billion.

I can only pray to God that you have the warmth and kindness in your hearts for me and my family of 8 children as we all do for you.....and that you can help me with some small funds to help find medicines for my 12 desperately sick children.

It goes without saying me, my wife, our respective in laws and our 14 children would be grateful for your help

My bank details will follow

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