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Friday, 27 February 2009

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Orphaned ay four, ravaged by every disease known to man before puberty, Gabriel decided that he would dedicate his life to the god who had been so good to him. The jesuits ask him if he was out of his mind and sent him to the Passionists, a religious order that was famous for accepting candidates who were out of their minds.

Gabriel of Our Lady of sorrows quickly rose throught he ranks of the madcap Passionists especially when they discvovered his talent for self inflicted "discipline". Sadistic members of religious orders from miles around flocked to venerate Gabriel's many acts of self abuse.

When Gabriel realized that his self torture was actually giving pleasure to his fellow sick fucks with religious vocations, it caused him to suffer less and less until he died from the only illness his still young body and mind had escaped. Laid to rest in his monastery, his death certificate said that he expired of sanity.

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