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Wednesday, 25 February 2009

image for Catholic Calendar of Saints: February 24; Luca Beludi, Patron Saint of the gay sidekick Gay catholics offer ejaculations in honor of Beludi's Anthony

St Luca Beludi, patron saint of the homosexual sidekick, fell scapular over sandals in love with the handsome,charismatic and eloquent Anthony of Padua. Presciently, the patron saint of the lost and lost objects helped gay Luca Beludi find his true love.

Luca followed the Billy Graham of his day over hill and over dale. The cuddlesome couple traveled as many miles as the famous American cross eyed evangelist George Whitefield would journey bringing each other to the heights of sexsual pleasure as they brought the good news of Jesus Christ to a shitload of easily duped eye-talians.

Today on February 24th throughout the gay community, fagotty fellow travelers offer an ejaculation to their indulgent inspiration:

San Luca Beludi, pray for us that we may find our St Anthony and lose ourselves in his loving arms!

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