Dishes from the Bush household, showcased by Laura Bush.
Spam a la mode: (as suggested by George) Cook your spam by the desired method and to the desired point. Then serve with ice cream on top.
Raw Spam: There are many ways to eat Spam. However, I believe that the worst way to eat Spam is to take a fork to an open, uncooked can. George loves raw Spam.
Uncle Dick Cheney's Favorite:
Rocky Mountain Oysters 2 pounds bull testicles* 1/2 cup sugar 3/4 cup kosher salt
8 cups cold water Milk 1 heaping tablespoon white vinegar Salt and black pepper ..
Recipes On Request
Poppy Bush's Favorite:
Toss everything into a bowl and leave it.
Mother Bush's Favorite:
5 large cucumbers well rubbed
1 gallon of vinegar from douche bottle..
place in jars and process while bitch slapping George
Karen Hughes Special
Manwiches- made for real men
1 pound hamburg from old bull
onions (strong variety)
crushed tomatoes (crush with feet)
tobasco sauce volcano hot version (lots of it)
Serve over extra hard rolls. Makes a man out of wimps!