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Saturday, 21 February 2009

Dishes from the Bush household, showcased by Laura Bush.

George's favourite

Spam a la mode: (as suggested by George) Cook your spam by the desired method and to the desired point. Then serve with ice cream on top.

Raw Spam: There are many ways to eat Spam. However, I believe that the worst way to eat Spam is to take a fork to an open, uncooked can. George loves raw Spam.

Uncle Dick Cheney's Favorite:

Rocky Mountain Oysters 2 pounds bull testicles* 1/2 cup sugar 3/4 cup kosher salt
8 cups cold water Milk 1 heaping tablespoon white vinegar Salt and black pepper ..
Recipes On Request

Poppy Bush's Favorite:

Saddam Salad--

Toss everything into a bowl and leave it.

Mother Bush's Favorite:

Sour pickles-
5 large cucumbers well rubbed
1 gallon of vinegar from douche bottle..
spices..
place in jars and process while bitch slapping George

Karen Hughes Special

Manwiches- made for real men

1 pound hamburg from old bull
onions (strong variety)
crushed tomatoes (crush with feet)
tobasco sauce volcano hot version (lots of it)
Serve over extra hard rolls. Makes a man out of wimps!

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