New York - Have you been to the world's best Carnegie deli?Have you ever eaten at Grimaldi's, a.k.a the world's best pizza? What about Per Se and there reasonably priced $300 fixed menu with the Best Sushi on the planet? Well if your taste buds are looking for a break from the best, Check out Artie & Jason's Decent Sandwiches.
That's right. We don't claim to be the world's best, we don't claim to give you food poisoning, we claim that you will order one of our average priced sandwiches and you will leave in a decent mood.
We are consistently decent. We don't lie, we don't pump up our menu, we serve decent shit, at a decent speed, with decent décor.
Zagat came in and gave us the best rating we could have gotten. This place is decent, according to Zagat.
With so many places claiming to be the best, we stand out by being in the middle and we are truly the only restaurant in the middle because every place has the world's best something. Fuck that! Visit us, or come in and talk to us, two decent looking mother f*ckers.