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Friday, 20 February 2009

A stunned and disheveled swimming gold medalalist,Michael Phelps sat munching on chicken wings, potato salad , chips,yogut and spam balls while being interviewed by yours truly, MsTerri.

MsTerri: Michael why on earth did you take a hit on a bong and jeopardize your career?

Michael: I was stupid.::chomp::I was dumb, ::chomp:;chomp:: I was, pass the chips please..!

MsTerri: Do you think this is the end of your swimming career?

Michael: It's like this yes, I drove drunk and got caught once, :;chomp::chomp:: yes I did the pot thing,::chomp::chomp:: but just wait until you see my bare ass in my next practice swim... can you pass me the cigarettes over there?

I watched as Michael tore the cigarettes apart dumped the tobacco in his potato salad and huffed it down. At that point I excused myself and headed out the door.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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