Earlier this week at John Adam's Elementary school in Smalltown, Utah, 6th grader Michael James Gantry caused a disturbance in his American History Class. Witnessess report that when their teacher, Miss Kreant told the class that today they would be learning about their forefathers, Gantry replied, " But I don't have four fathers, just four mothers"
Sunday, 4 July 2004
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