Lalu Prasad Yadav, the miracle man who changed the fate of debt-ridden Indian Railways to a profit-puffing, mailed few tips to Barack Obama.
Mr. Yadav feels that Obama can bail-out his recession-hit country by implementing these tips:
1) Root cause for your recession is GREED. In order to understand what is this GREED, please involve yourself in a big-time scam. I suggest Fodder Scam for you.
2) In our country, we play matkagame (single number lottery). It is highly popular and profitable. Why don't you allow your country people to play this game? You create a Federal Agency to over-see the game's affairs. Give big tax breaks for gaming companies. Don't be surprised and scream "where-the-hell-I-get-money?". Tax the people who play the game. In a hurry to win easy money, they won't look at your taxes.
3)If you want to create balance sheets for your country, we can send you few good consultants. Mr. Raju is the right choice for you.
4)Recently our BPO companies have started PPO services. That means Presidential Palace Outsourcing. Why don't you think of outsourcing your White House staff from India? Ain't we more economical than your's? Please note that Mr. Zardari has already sought a quote on PPO services.
Dear President (Obama), I am sure that you will succeed if you implement my suggestions. I am not charging you anything for this advice. But I request you to send quality US fodder for our poor Indian bhains(buffelo)