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Saturday, 14 February 2009

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There's no point in adding tags here because nobody ever reads the Magazine section anyway.

Where was I?

Oh yes...

10 things to do after logging on to TheSpoof.com:

1:- Go to the fridge for another beer.

2:-Shake your head in bewilderment and wonder to yourself: What the hell is wrong with these people?

3:- Think to yourself - hang on, this is kind of funny. Ish.

4:- Think to yourself - that Duncan Whitehead's a fucking comedy genius.

5:- Think to yourself - that Monkey Woods is a right proper cheeky monkey.

6:- Consider that when people said that this website was dying on the bones of it's arse, some great newcomers like Iain B, Roy Turse, Chris Ashby and Birbee dragged it back up to prominence from the very pits of haedes.

7:-Go to the fridge for another beer.

8:-Inform our American brethren that we're all in this together, apart from the fact that Brits are way funnier than Americans, apart from J-Man, JB, etc but hell, we're not jealous...

9:- Go to the fridge for another...whoops, that was an accident...

10:- What is wrong with you? I'm just trying to organise the Spoof Writer's annual get together..?

Oh fuck off.

11:-Back to fridge and bollocks to the lot of 'em.

Did I say Buckwheatsbutt? Sorry Buck.

See you tomorrow.

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