What can you say about Jade Goody?
You can say that she's having a hard time of it at the moment, but then sometimes it's difficult to sympathise.
Goody caused an absolute furore over her disgraceful treatment of Bollywood icon Shilpa Shetty in Celebrity Big Brother.
Goody tried to make amends for her blunder by travelling to India to take part in an Indian version of Celebrity Big Brother.
At which point she learned that she'd been diagnosed with cancer and was forced to return to the UK for treatment.
Sadly for Jade, the prognosis is not too good.
Her mother was too busy smoking crack to answer our calls, but Jade told us:
"I dunno wot I've done to deserve this. It's so unfair"
Whilst Jade Goody may be a particularly repulsive individual, we here at the Spoof recognise that she is the mother of two young children, and on that basis, we should forgive and forget.
Jade, our prayers are with you.
But no more shit from you.
More as we get it.