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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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President Obama, in an effort to show bipartisanship in government invited both Republicans and Democrats to watch the Super Bowl at the White House. It all started out well until the half-time show. A few of the boys had swigged a few beers by that time and, being a guy crowd, became a little looser than they politically should have been.

A fumble in the first quarter set off Jacob Bryant, Democrat. "Damn! These Cardinals boys act like their hands are froze! They don't get no real cold weather playing down there in Arizona. Steelers, they know what cold is!"

"You damn Yankees just think you should have everything, don't you?" retorted Max Johnson, Republican.

"Now, wait a minute!"

"No, that's well put!"

"Let's not take this back to the civil war days...ooops..." They both steal glances at Obama who has an intense look in his eyes.

The game goes on for a while.

"I wonder if Janet Jackson is going to show her booby again this year." commented Jon Hirsht, Democrat.

"I don't know how anyone saw anything thing the time she did since her costume was black and so was she." quipped James Toin, Republican.

Hirsht saw Obama's eyebrows knit severely and knew what that meant. He stated "Hey guys, easy on the racial stuff."

"Oh...OK, sorry...forgot."

Bruce Springsteen came on singing Born In The USA.

"Now there's a real patriot!' said Chum Ingrams, Republican.

"Actually, that is a song criticizing things in America." said Mitch Lembreu, a Libertarian who managed to get invited.

"What? Why are we having a Commie sing at the Super Bowl. That's unAmerican! He and the one who hired him should be strung up!"

Obama, his blood pressure going up, injected, "He was my guest singer at the Inauguration."

"Ooopsie."

"I think everyones getting a little hungry." Harrison Bledo, Democrat jumped in to divert attention. "Any chance we could get some munchies, Mr. President?"

Obama, seeing a chance to relieve the tension, jumps on it. "Sure guys. Hey Michelle, honey. Could you get us something to eat?"

Michelle storms in. "What do I look like, Suzy Homemaker to your little bachelor party? This is 2009 guys. The refrigerator is up the hall and you can get your stuff yourselves!" She then did an abrupt turn on her heel and left.

Silence fell.

"Man, uppity, ain't she!"

Obama sprung to his feet. "That does it, everybody out! Get out!"

"But the game ain't over!"

"Oh yes it is! Everybody out! Pronto. Hup, two, three, four!"

Everybody leaves.

"Man, this job is gonna be harder than I thought."

He sits back in front of the TV and changes the channel. "I always hated football. I wonder if an old Star Trek is on."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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