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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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After an insane nightmare the new US President awoke to find that his greatest fear was only a dream.

Barack Obama on his first night sleeping in the White House dreamt that Bristol Palin's high school dropout consort had impregnated both of his precious daughters.

In the bad dream he organized a black posse and lynched the white redneck from the tallest oak tree in Washington, DC.

Upon waking in a cold sweat the new American president forced each of his daughters to take a pregnancy test while first Lady Michelle screamed: "Barry are you out of your cotton pickin' mind!?"

When sanity was restored to the first family in the light of day all were nonplussed to find a pair of snowshoes propped up in the White House hall closet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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