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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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#10.. A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the number one reason why golf is better than sex....

#1... If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

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