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Thursday, 29 January 2009

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Dear Duff,

I am beginning to worry about what's happening to me. For a while now I have had a strange sense of feeling superior to everyone else.

I have stopped my subscriptions to various charities and I no longer buy The Big issue from street sellers. I also long to see tramps flogged and mortgage defaulters thrown out on the streets.

Do you think that there may be something wrong with me?

Tarquin Bules- Naesbey
Pease Pottage

Duff replies:

Dear Tarquin,

Please don't worry. I have heard of others who start this type of behaviour and it's really nothing to worry about. I think that it's simply that you're developing Tory tendencies and will soon have a hankering to see Margaret Thatcher back in 10 Downing St.

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