I am beginning to worry about what's happening to me. For a while now I have had a strange sense of feeling superior to everyone else.
I have stopped my subscriptions to various charities and I no longer buy The Big issue from street sellers. I also long to see tramps flogged and mortgage defaulters thrown out on the streets.
Do you think that there may be something wrong with me?
Tarquin Bules- Naesbey
Please don't worry. I have heard of others who start this type of behaviour and it's really nothing to worry about. I think that it's simply that you're developing Tory tendencies and will soon have a hankering to see Margaret Thatcher back in 10 Downing St.