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Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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In what may be the first of its kind in medical history, a man went to see his family doctor, and others, complaining of severe pain every time he used his Norelco electric razor, and/or put on turtleneck sweaters.

The patient, Ackmed, an earwax merchant from the tiny city of Hung Way Low, China, went to several doctors complaining of overwhelming pain every time he used his Norelco razor under his chin, or put on a turtleneck sweater. Unable to determine the cause after many tests, Ackmed was sent for an MRI. When doctors took a look at the images, they laughed so hard that several ended up on the ground unable to breathe. After gaining their composure they went in to break the news to Ackmed.

Doctor Mye Boot Crack, of Germany, explained to his concerned patient that he had a pair of working testicles hidden under his chin, and that whenever he used his electric razor or wore a turtleneck sweater, he would experience severe pain. Asked whether the pair of extra nuts could be removed, Dr. Crack replied, "No, they are connected to the lower ones." Just have your wife massage your chin, she'll never know what's going on."

Currently, research scientists and surgeons are devising a technique to move the extra testicles to a more secure location. Look for the procedure on WebMD in the near future.

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