It's been a mystery to many men for thousands of years, but today I am going to solve the mystery once and for all, and give you the secret to meeting girls. It's really much easier than you might think, and even stupid ugly pimply faced guys meet girls all the time.
Follow these there steps:
This Doesn't mean to undo your pants in front of a pretty lady. It means you have to get up from your chair, and go out into the real world. This world is usually found beyond a door leading way from where you are currently sitting.
It is generally frowned upon to stumble into a woman for the first time, although there are reports that this strategy does work out on occasion. A much better approach is that she can see you coming, which sometimes avoids being sprayed with various anti-aggression sprays.
Open your mouth, and say hello. That is the astonishing finale that brings it all together and makes it a wonder that men are sometimes unable to do it. A simple greeting is often sufficient to start a conversation, but avoid opening lines such as "I know I'm retarded, but.."