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Tuesday, 20 January 2009

You are cordially invited to George W. Bush's Going-Away Kegger. Please RSVP. If you are unable to attend, please leave any parting words.

"See you in hell."
-Pelosi

"At least now you can't f*** up anything else."
-Bush Sr.

"Our name is our advice."
-MoveOn.org

"Suck it!"
-Senate

"Yeah, suck it!"
-House

"Thanks for the pardon. I have unfinished work in this world."
Parolee-no-More

"Thanks for the help."
-Osama Bin Laden

"You completely f***ed my career you s*** eating b****."
-Colin Powell

"Still waiting on that pardon."
- "The Libster"

"Let me spell it out for you: I-R-A-N."
-Skull and Bones

"If you need a shoulder to cry, find a hippie you pansy."
Bill O'Reilly

"Remember my hood always got your back, G."
-Condi

"Why can't you get a good stable job like your brother Jeb?"
- Barbara Bush

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."
Barak Obama

"I've kept my side of the bargain. Now, Katherine Harris awaits."
-Satan

"Darnit, we're politically irrelevant again."
-Texas

"We love you, and we'll miss you with all our hearts."
Comedians

"We're still here!"
-all nine Supreme Court Justices

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