"The adventures of Rush-bo (the early years)"
The scene opens with our zero, I mean hero, creeping through the blackness of the living room at 2AM, quiet as the VC he's read about online, looking for the PC's power button, trying not to wake his mom.
Suddenly there's a stabbing sensation. Has he been attacked by an Iraqi? Speared by an angry Iranian President? No, he steped on a piece of Lego.
A muffled cry of pain, and our zero, I mean hero, Rush-bo meticulously avoids the rest of the Star Wars Lego set on the living room floor.
Arriving safely at the Mac he ever so secretively powers the massive machine on. It makes a shy but confident beep and springs to life. Now our zero, I mean hero, is ready to fight.
"There's a lot of demo-stench in the air tonight" Rush-bo whispers to himself. "Time to strap on my Jet Li headband and kick some virtual butt, providing there's nobody online to post any facts."
Stay tuned zero, I mean hero fans. Tomorrow night Rush-bo goes one on one with Internet Explorer.