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Monday, 12 January 2009

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The World Darts Organisation today brought out its diet book, 'The 7-Day Dartfast Diet', and this is a summary -

Day One: Have 20 fried eggs, 20 slices of toast, and smoke 60 cigarettes

Day Two: Start the day with 1 chip buttie, followed by 20 ham sandwiches with mustard, then eat 57 bars of chocolate

Day Three: 60 black puddings, 60 plates of chips, and 60 cups of sugary tea

Day Four: 20 pizzas, 60 curries, 15 pints of bitter

Day Five: Miss out eating

Day Six: Visit funeral parlour

Day Seven: R.I.P. Dartfast diet.

Jocky Wilson's stomach is the only manmade object you can see from the Moon.

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