The World Darts Organisation today brought out its diet book, 'The 7-Day Dartfast Diet', and this is a summary -
Day One: Have 20 fried eggs, 20 slices of toast, and smoke 60 cigarettes
Day Two: Start the day with 1 chip buttie, followed by 20 ham sandwiches with mustard, then eat 57 bars of chocolate
Day Three: 60 black puddings, 60 plates of chips, and 60 cups of sugary tea
Day Four: 20 pizzas, 60 curries, 15 pints of bitter
Day Five: Miss out eating
Day Six: Visit funeral parlour
Day Seven: R.I.P. Dartfast diet.
Jocky Wilson's stomach is the only manmade object you can see from the Moon.