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Sunday, 11 January 2009

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"Howdy Fred. Catching many BRAINS! Uh, I mean fish."

"Why I hadn't seen you in a coon's age, Billy Joe. You look a little different without that John Deere cap. What Ya'll up to these days?"

"Oh, just this and t-t BRAINS!! that. That BRAINS!! I see you're still listening to Hank Brains Brains Goood!! Williams."

"Yep, I gotta extra pole in the truck. Want me to get it?"

"Brains! Must Have BRAINS!! Brains! That's right nice of you, Brains! uh Fred."

"Here you go buddy...I.....What are you doing, Fred?"

"Brains Brains Brains!!"

"Ahhhheeeeeeeee!!!"

(Later) "You still fishing and BRAINS!! listening to Hank Williams songs, Fred? Caught anything? BRAINS!!

"Yep, two BRAINS!! catfish and they're Good BRAINS! MUST HAVE BRAINS!! good size ones. BRAINS!!

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