A spokesman for WallyMart announced today that they have succeeded in closing down 15 more of it's competitors in the food store line along with 204 other small stores in 2008.
The 15 chain food stores that went belly-up last year were:
Mom & Pups
Ned Beatty's Piggly Wiggly
Name It, Claim It, For A Buck
Salvage R Us
Hannibal's Sushi Bargains
Ron's Meat Beater's ("You can't beat Ron's meat")
Larry's Lost Labels Discount
Everything Here Tastes Like Chicken
Palin's Shoot Your Own While It's Fresh
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Shorts, No Shit
Uncle Ben's Bent Cans
S-Mart's Smart Mart
Big Hairy's Foodline With World Famous All-You-Can-Eat For $2.50, Buffet Sopping Bar. Featuring Over 20 Different Sops.
According to the spokesman, most of these are now Bingo Parlors with Saturday Night Auctions.