An aide nervously enters President-reject Bush's office.
"Sir, there appears to be a problem with the birth control bill you're pushing before Congress."
"Oh, now what?" complained the once jovial, now harassed lame-cluck President. "Didn't we made it clear we wanted birth control aides to be as minimally available as possible. And for abstinence to be the answer for all things sexually. Can it be any more simple or cheap than that?"
"Yes, sir, we did. Let's not forget that we also made it near impossible to get an abortion for anything short of multiple rapes by Mongol hordes. And if a woman wants a birth control pill because of being raped even that will be harder than finding leprechauns to get."
"So what's the problem?"
"Well, sir, the American people feel that you have screwed the country so hard and so long that they want to give you a vasectomy. In fact, there is a mob outside the doors right now! And they aren't interested in abstinence either!"