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Thursday, 1 January 2009

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The Queen has taken an unusual step, adding an amendment to her Christmas Day address. Interestingly, from the content of the latest speech it seems widespread use of fashionable buzz words and in-phrases annoy The Queen as much as they annoy the rest of us.

"One would like to add to ones earlier speech.. something which one forgot to mention as one was a little drunk. It has come to ones attention that too many citizens are using the current in-speak-buzz-word of saying "d'ya know what" before every single conversation. Its like an epidemic. "D'ya know what this, d'ya know what that" -it's starting to do ones fucking wick in

"From this day forth, citizens should just inform one what 'what' is, without prior enquiring of ones awareness of what what is, or what what may be, before telling one what what is/was.

"Otherwise I'll cut you up' added the queen waving a flick knife."

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